Need advice about drinking urgently (night out 9/1/11)?!
The problem is I have just eaten a huge meat pizza and would like to get drunk. I have access to vodka and real ales before going out.
Advice please? I wana get sloshed ;)
Answers:
One of the two things will happen
1) Because you had meat you won't get too drunk
2) You'll vomit all night hugging the toilet promising to god you'll be reborn and never ever drink again
Drink the vodka and the ale. Go out. Drink as much as you can afford or that other people will buy you. You will be drunk.
Inevitably, the pizza will see the light of day once more, you will act like an idiot and people will avoid you. If you pull, the other person will likely disown you by tomorrow, If you have a partner or are married, by tomorrow they will at best avoid you or at worst, dump/divorce you.
Police and/or an ambulance may be involved at some point. You may want to consider calling Alcoholics Anonymous if this is a regular thing.
Sounds like a great night ahead - have fun.
My advice is ,don't. Our streets are already over run with drunks why add to their number. our hospitals waste too many hours sorting out drunks,don't be one of them.
have a drink by all means but don't be so irresponsible and immature as to get drunk.
Why do you want to get drunk? Part of drinking alcohol is to drink responsibly. Lots of bad things happen to people when they drink too much, and not only when they're driving.
Take a dump to get the pizza out of your system. Then down all the booze you have. Take some mints if you are drink-driving.
Drink enough to get you started and finish it off at the bar/restaurant.
dont get sloshed
easrier to get laid when sober :>)
What advice? You wanna get sloshed, than drink up!
