How much would it take to get a skinny inexperienced drinker drunk?!

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Wow. You're a lot more of a heavy weight than I am. ^__^'
Well. Shots do the job best. I've learnt this that hard way. :/ Try doing ten shots. Just keep going until your balance goes. Then you really, really should stop. Or else, you'll be stuck on the middle of the floor trying to remember how to stand up whilst a guy throws sweets into your cleavage.
... Actually. That probably won't happen to you. ;)
But yeah. Stick to shots. Do as many as feels good, as fast as possible. And mix drinks.
(Keep in mind- these suggestions are also good for someone wanting to make themselves vomit and pass out, so take care of yourself).

One drink an hour can be absorbed by your system.

1 12 oz. beer
1 7 oz wine
1 shot These are all numbers used by the DARE program in the U.S., obviously some beers have a higher alcohol content etc..., just pace yourself. Always get a cab if you drink more than this and if you drink consistently for 5, 6, 7. 8............hours etc.. get a cab. Sometimes expensive but better than the alternative.

You should really look into seeing a doctor about this.

It's not bout how much is bout how fast I wish I was like u usualy 2 shoots n couple mix drinks get me hammered.

ahh, ****, that takes alot, hah. if i had 5 shots i would be legless hey