I want to get really drunk, really fast.. but not taste it..?!

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childhood experience

If you are old enough to go to a bar order either an "adios mother f&%$er" a "long island iced tea" or a "sex in a graveyard" all good, strong and will get you drunk. If they are able ask for a "strong island iced tea" which is a shot, but a tasty one. If you are puking because you are taking shots, it is probably more likely that you are because you are mixing alcohol. stick to one type and you'll feel better.

I hear good things about 4loko. If they sell them in your area try those.
Maybe try vodka and redbull?
Jello shots are good too.
I find slushies get me drunk faster then a regular mixed drink.
Maybe you can shoot some thing else? The smell of vodka makes me want to puke, but its my drink of choice. Just not straight. I can shoot spiced rum tho, because i find it tastes like vanilla coke :)
Try taking 1/2 shots of other liquors and see how they make you feel.

Apple grey goose martini with a jolly rancher candy of your choice thrown in always works for me, after 3 of those you will feel the drunkness lol, If you want somethingless pricey I would recommend a cape cod or cherry vodka sour.

My own drunk self lol

Get yourself a half gallon of Batch 19 Pre-prohibition Lager. If you can handle the taste of beer, you won't know what hit you!

http://www.novoparatus.com/2010/11/10/batch-19-pre-prohibition-beer/

http://www.novoparatus.com

you can mix with any soft drink which have carbon dioxide and you can eat sweet things like chocolates so that you can get drunk quickly.

Jello shotssssssss!
but thats kind of inconvienient-
i always mix with either orange juice and 7up in one glass you can barely taste it
or pineapple juice is good too

Vitamin water!!! It sounds strange but drink or pour out half of the vitamin water then fill up the bottle with vodka the rest of the way and shake it up and enjoy. U can't taste any alcohol

Mix with Nyquil and Draino. Lots of Nyquil and Draino. Drink until your organs fall out.