if i ate bombs would i explode?!
wait what?
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GO AHEAD AND TRY SO WE CAN KNOW
I realize you are not serious, but I will give you a serious answer. The toxic chemicals in most explosives would kill you before you could eat enough to make a satisfactory explosion. How do I know? Back in the 70's we had a military working dog who ate a C-4 sample instead of just finding it. There was a scramble to find out what was likely to happen. C-4 has so many toxic chemicals in it that the dog was is far more danger of dying from poison than exploding. The handler responded sensibly, though, and fed the dog charcoal on the spot, then rushed it to the vet. The vet gave it another vomit inducer which worked just as they were rushing the dog to the hosptial to get its stomach pumped. Needless to say, that dog never ate another sample.
No, but it would make your hair come out in bangs.
it depends on weather the bomb is active
You would deserve to.
No.. But God help you when you have to take a dump..