How do i tell my mom i exchange her cat for a 30 pack of beer to a chinese man?!

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"Mom, I can't find the cat. Did you leave the door open?"

I am hoping that this is a joke or that you are drunk at the moment.

You can't. She'll be pissed.

teen drinker with parents permission.

作為貓，給我啤酒

~The Fat Man

jeje coronitas bought in mexico or here cause they taste different but just offer her some beers and when shes drunk tell her lol

Get her drunk with the Coronas and make out with her... then the cat wont even come up!!!!!

You don't know this, but she got you for a six-pack of Bud and a half of pack of cigs from the same Chinese man!

yea... def better to make up an excuse for that one... tell her the truth when your 25

Ah you F u c k e d up now