oh god im drunk please help?!

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drink lots and lots of water and have a fry up when you wake up in the morning
and learn from this mistake
drink milk before you drink alcohol!

If you can type what you wrote, I doubt you will get alcohol poisining, but hangovers
aren't covered up overnight. Most go away within a day or two however.
Take a shower, get to bed, dress warm, wait it out. But if siblings, parents or friends
are concerned please be honest about what you did - regardless of how they react.

Drink water with squash in it if you have it, if not just water will do, drink about 2 pints and stay awake until you feel a bit better then go to sleep, just keep surfing the net until you're not spinning anymore.

also things like Toast and bread help soak up the alcohol a little. get some food.

Good luck.

Eat a bread and table syrup sandwich ! Mainly eat carbs like bread, rolls, honey buns, cinnamon rolls etc...Be careful with the Table Syrup If your a diabetic.

If you don't get to feeling better after awhile do not be embarrassed to have someone take you to the Hospital. DO NOT DRIVE!

Also, if you think you are at risk, of alcohol poisoning, don't hesitate to call 911!

drunk means you have already paid taxes to government. as soon as you feel sober, send an urgent request to government and urge to provide shelter for all drunken people at nearest bus stop.

Drink some water and eat some food. Just relax and you'll feel better.

nothing, its your punishment!

you need to drink the brine