Would these lyrics be a good Budweiser jingle?!

"I think I crapped the bed.
Got so drunk I gave a dude head.
Life is just a mercyful blur
When you pop a Budweiser
Budweiser, don't drink it slow
It's 3AM, let's buy some blow
Sleep in the bathroom on the floor
What really matters anymore
All the crap you all day
Who really cares anyway?
Budweiser, this is beeeer
Drive drunk off a pier
Budweiser, drink all day
It makes your troubles go away