I ran outta ******* beer should I **** a ***** of **** on a horse, or **** a bitchy *** refrigerator?!

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Get on your horse and gallop down to you nearest pub for a fix. Then ride
over to your nearest beer shop and buy a couple of slabs (cases).

When you get home, make sure to give your horse at least two cans of beer.
And don't buy any of those cheap, thin, American Industrial Light Lagers.
That stuff is horse**** and it will **** off your horse.