get drunk and eat at the same time?!

It depends how much you drink, the pizza will mean you don't get drunk quite so easily, but you'll still get drunk eventually, probably not that long after you would have anyway.

I don't think that is a good combination. Also you might throw a "rocket" and make a mess around. Why vodka shots? Try submarines. A low glass with beer and a shot of whiskey in or gordons space to the low glass with a shot of ursus. First eat and after have the shots.

Hey! Whats wrong? No the vodka is going to cancel out the pizza lol and yes your still going to get smashed and be sick as HELL!! but if that is what your going to do just do not eat or drink to fast so that you can at least see the end of your movie before you pass out!

It won't "cancel out" the vodka, but you won't get drunk as fast because it will soak up the alcohol and will take longer to process. Just drink a little more vodka and you'll get plenty smashed. Enjoy.

Why vodka shots? There will be plenty of time to get hammered later.

While eating pizza, drink a nice pale ale. Then afterward, down some vodka shots.

No. It will however make it slower to get drunk and lessen the bad after effects. But if you go berserk then it will not help! Alcohol poisoning will cancel that out

eat jelly beans as well, so when you throw up, it'll be a nice color scheme