I SMOKED WEED WITH A SPOON BECUASE THATS How I ROLL?!
Pick the month you were born :
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March------- I did the Macarena with
April---------I dry humped
May---------I choked on
June---------I murdered
July---------- I smoked weed with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27------ my pet rabbit
28-------my brother
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja warrior
None---------because I cant control myself
Now type out the sentence you made....
Answers:
i pooed on a cat because I'm cool like that
I dry humped a fireman because I am NOT a homo
I did the Macarena with a fireman because I'm cool like that
I dry humped a banana because I was drunk.
- I choked on Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want
I dry humped a Mexican because I hate myself.
I murdered myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want...
where did you find this/come up with this too? it's fun.
I ran over a cellphone because I was drunk.