I SMOKED WEED WITH A SPOON BECUASE THATS How I ROLL?!


Question: I SMOKED WEED WITH A SPOON BECUASE THATS How I ROLL?
this is funny - type out the sentence you end up with



Pick the month you were born :

January------I kicked

February-----I loved

March------- I did the Macarena with

April---------I dry humped

May---------I choked on

June---------I murdered

July---------- I smoked weed with

August-------I had lunch with

September---I danced with

October------I sang to

November----I yelled at

December----I ran over



Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------my cell phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbour

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19-------myself

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27------ my pet rabbit

28-------my brother

29-------a permanent marker

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy



Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that

Black---------because that's how I roll.

Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red----------because the voices told me to.

Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green---------because I hate myself.

Purple--------because I'm cool.

Gray----------because I was drunk

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange-------because I hate my family.

Brown--------because I was high.

Other---------because I'm a ninja warrior

None---------because I cant control myself



Now type out the sentence you made....

Answers:

i pooed on a cat because I'm cool like that



I dry humped a fireman because I am NOT a homo



I did the Macarena with a fireman because I'm cool like that



I dry humped a banana because I was drunk.



- I choked on Chuck Norris because I'm sexy and I do what I want



I dry humped a Mexican because I hate myself.



I murdered myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want...


where did you find this/come up with this too? it's fun.



I ran over a cellphone because I was drunk.




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