What is the proper way to fart in a fine restuarant?!


Question: What is the proper way to fart in a fine restuarant?
Should we try to let it out a little at a time, and just do a proper squeker, or just blast it out and get it over with.

Answers:

pin the waiter/waitress down on the table, sit on their face, and let it rip.



go to the F U C K I N G bathroom




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