Have you seen the newest alcohol container warnings?!

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell Happened to your bra and panties..

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering When you are not.

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
Retard.

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over And over again that you love them.

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
Laughing WITH you.

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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W AR NING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your *** kicked.

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W AR NING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
Gode.