An eel walked into a bar and ordered a drink.'“Sorry, I can’t serve you,” said the barman. “You’re totally!
An eel walked into a bar and ordered a drink.'“Sorry, I can’t serve you,” said the barman. “You’re totally
legless.”
Answers: Nice. I like it. Did you make it up yourself? If you did, you could go and do standup! Im not being Sarcastic either Very good! Pr0LLy t3H B3ST J0k3 3v4 ha ha ha! That's quite funny actually, but i don't get what response you want from this. I don't get it! How did the eel get to the bar???????????? he he...............I still don't get it. well if the eel walked in. how was he legless? bob that was funny, gave me a belly laugh What does having legs have to do with getting a drink? My uncle lost his legs in the war and the bars still serve him! Booooooooooooo. Hisssssssssssssssssssss A piece of rope walks in a bar, the bar tender says "Get lost we don't serve your kind here!" The rope really wants a beer so he disguises himself. He rolls into a ball and rubs himself against the curb until he is all fuzzy. The rope rolls into the bar and says "I'll have a beer." The bar keep looks at him quizzically and says "Say aren't you that piece of rope I threw out of here ten minutes ago?" "No!" says the rope," I'm a frayed knot." never heard that one , will share the joke tomorrow how did the eel walk in if he was legless? im in tears laughing . i love it. have a star ha ha ha it is pretty funny! did you make it up your self? Tim O - loved it.
Skycat - talk to Tim O next time.