Should there be Warning Labels on Alcoholic Drinks?!
Should there be Warning Labels on Alcoholic Drinks?
Warning Labels on Alcoholic Drinks
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an
idiot.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring
story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD
IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your
friends and family are really dying for you to telephone them at 4
in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
heck happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up in the
morning and see someone you really don't want to see (whose name
you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead.
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy
named "Bear."
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally "disappear".
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, more handsome and smarter than some really, really big guy
named "Bear."
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space
continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to literally "disappear".
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. How original are you? What website did you get those from? way funny i read this before!!!! yeah totally!! That is freakin' hilarious! LOVE IT! Very funny lol Original or not...those are hilarious! WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead to the belief that going to work on 2 hours sleep is a good idea.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think that Big Bertha isn't that bad looking, after all.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you actually think that the bouncers are just there for decoration.