What funny or embarrasing etc things do you do or have u done or have u seen someone do when drunk?!
What funny or embarrasing etc things do you do or have u done or have u seen someone do when drunk?
Answers: One time I drank a fifth of vodka and talked to this girl Heidi as if she weren't there. I said "Oh, no... I think I'm gonna puke. But I can't puke in front of Heidi, because Heidis' hot"
Another time I went to a party and ended up removing my clothes after chugging everclear. I guess I was lighting fireworks and firing them from between my legs as well. I guess I'm lucky I didn't blow my balls off...
I don't actually remember either of these happening, but my friends sure let me know later :) Besides falling asleep on my bathroom floor, I had one moment that was embarrassing.
There was a get together at one of my friends houses that I attended. When I was there, I drank several shots of Jaegermeister and Tequila. At a certain point in the evening a woman I liked at the time showed up. My roommate and I both liked this girl and we were both at the party. Being that we were both at a certain level of inebriation, we both were vying for her attention. I was doing stupid things like talking to her about how much I liked her (which probably made her uncomfortable). But the real dumb thing was getting into a fight with my roommate over her. In the end, my roommate and I made up but the damage was done. Any chance I had with the girl was ruined.
But thats not all....
One of my sober friends drove me home. When I got home I went to sleep. The next morning I couldnt find my wallet. I immediately thought I lost it. I cancelled my credit cards and debit card and ordered new ones (I needed them ASAP because I was going to Las Vegas the following weeek). A few nights later I felt something in between my mattresses. I looked under them and found my wallet. I guess in my drunken stupor I hid my wallet in between my mattresses.
It could be worse, right? i saw someone puke in his pint... and he drank from it again. it made me wanna puke. I saw a girl who kept falling over then we gave her water to drink and she acted more drunk. She eventually made out with the dog. a friend of mine, got so wasted, he became insanely paranoid about cops. We were in a city park late at night and we said that there was a cop under his hood. He frantically went searching underneath the hood of the car and tearing up everything in his ccar looking for this "cop". when i first drank(europe) me and four friends were coming hope from the bar and i fell in a thorn bush, someone called the cops on us and we ran back. later we played halo and watched sponge bob drunk. i woke up with a huge gash on on my side and arm but it was fun When my sister and I still lived at home we all went out drinking one night. When we got home she was standing in the middle of the kitchen and she first started whispering, "We must be very quiet, I am hunting wabbits.". She kept getting louder and louder until I finally got her to go hunt wabbits in her bedroom. That was over 15 years ago and I still tease her about it.