Who'd win this thing,?!
Who'd win this thing,?
What if it were a 3 on 2 tag team handicap match in the McDonald's Lobby with the WWE ring there set up?
WWE's Umaga, Hamburgular, and Grimis
(with Ronald McDonald at ringside)
VS.
Stone Cold Steve Austin and John Cena
How'd the match go and who'd win?
Answers:
Cena would be thrown into the corner and Grimis, Hamburgler, and Umaga would be giving him the business, Ronald McDonald would sneak up behind Steve Austin and give him a folding chair shampoo and slam his head against the metal stairs about 7 times (the crowd would be counting out loud in unison after about the 3rd slam). Ronald would try to bury his big az z clown shoe in Stone Cold's booty, but Stone Cold would spring to his feet, drive a knee into McDonald's puny solarplexis and cast him into the ring under the ropes. Hamburglar and Grimis would be throwing Cena into the turnbuckle just about the time that McDonald came into the ring. Cena would trip over him, Umaga would fall on him Cena and pin him. The ref (Rockin' Roddy Piper) would be distracted by having to deal with Ronald McDonald, and not see that Cena was all rolled up and pinned. Steve Austin would give Umaga a folding chair shampoo, punch Hamburglar and Grimis a few times and throw them out of the ring, and then knock out Umaga with a Stone Cold Stunner. The Ref would turn around, see both Austin and Cena in the ring, argue about who should be in the ring with them, all the while Umaga's out cold. The Ref pushes Austin back in the corner as the Hamburgler and Grimis both pull Cena's feet out from under him. Cena hits his head on the folding chair and is knocked out cold. Austin sees this, but can't get past Piper, and Ronald McDonald lift's Umaga's leg and puts it over Cena's chest. Piper turns around, see's that Cena's pinned and counts him out WAYYY too fast. So the Axis of Evil Team McDonald wins. Duh!