Tips on chugging beer fast?!
Tips on chugging beer fast?
Ok i need some tips on how to chug a beer 1 can fast. What techniques work best.
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Here are some pointers, don't over do it though. Warm beer is much easier then ice cold beer. Secondly you say chug fast like a race, so here is the secret either bottled or canned you can't tilt the bottle or can all the way up, otherwise you get the large air bubbles that need to go up and momentarily slow down the flow of beer. You need to tip the glass or can so the air is flowing constantly above the steady flow of beer below it. Now the rest is up to you.
Best tip is: Don't do it !! You'll be sick for days. Been there, done that.
Exhibit A: Wide tube funnel will allow you to put doen 12 oz in less than 2 seconds. I suggest a 1.25 inch flexible PVC tub attached to a basic gas funnel held in place w/ a plumbers pipe collar adjustible doohickey. Works great. Costs less than 5 bucks. Home Depot. Hop to it.
B: The shotgun: Turn beer on its side. Gently cut a mouth-hole-sized chunk out of can using a serated de-boning knife towards the top of the can. Then poke a small "air flow hole" at the bottom of the can about a pencil's width 'round. Raise beer to mouth and invert, swallowing like a madman. If you can drain it in less than 5 seconds, you've got skillz, and this makes it easy to do so.
Beer bong, it's the fastest. Gone in two to three swallows.
Don't. Alcohol abuse is a huge turn off.
Best tip every. Bet some money with someone that you can chug a Guinness faster then they can chug any other beer. Guinness is the easiest chug-able beer. You will always win. Everyone thinks Guinness is a thick beer, but it isn't. It is very light and has low carbonation. This bet made me a lot of money through college.
You know what I found works the best? Open your throat and go to town.
big gulps relax your mouth suck in all the way till it feels like ull spit it out swallow all one gulp if you do it in two that adds like 20 seconds