Does anyone have any funny bar-fighting stories or jokes?!
Does anyone have any funny bar-fighting stories or jokes?
Mine is: " I defeated my opponent, and came back later and he was still there....
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Bar/restaurant in chicago known for it's margaritas dubbed "liquid cocaine." Long story short, this girl was flirting with me and my buddies...her bf was fuming. We (buddies, hot chick and her girlfriends) ended up turning our backs to the crowd and tossing the limes that were in the margaritas into the crowd. From out of no where, her bf comes flying at the guy (not part of our crowd) standing next to us, fists first, pummeling him. Security (with those stupid fast-food type earsets) scrambled and nearly everyone joined in the melee, except us, the ones who actually started the whole thing. We just hauled *** out of there and to the next bar.
We were in Yokosuka, Japan, in a small neighborhood bar. It was very long and narrow. The merchant crew from my ship decided to get it on with some wise a**ed fleet marines. The bartender called the Shore Patrol (navy police) to break it up. Two of our guys just stood in the doorway and kept the shore patrol out while we continued to trash the place. Then they called in the local Japanese police who showed up in full riot armor wielding Kendo sticks (wooden practice Samurai swords) We immediately stopped and the captain paid up the damages.
Dumb broad brought her drink on the dance floor, trying to look cool. My friend bumped her by accident (its a dance floor!!!) and the broads drink fell right on her own head. It was so funny, she was trying to talk $h!t to my friend while her make up was all sliding down her face. Then after she was done yelling at my friend, she turned around, slipped in her own puddle of booze and fell right on her @$$!!!! EVERYONE laughed and she left the bar shortly after that. Funny, we have never seen her again.
That night i felt so beautiful like a diva. All eyes on me, and me flaunting my new dress... The music was perfect, i felt so good.. Then club is closing and all lights are on.. then i saw her... she was wearing the same dress as mine...we both locked eyes wide at each other..everybody watching..i felt so embarassed, i had to hide behind the DJ box until everybody is gone.
my friend was dancing on the bar and saw this girl dancing with her b/f, she jumped off the bar landed on a glass, had glass stuck in her foot. she still managed to beat up the girl and had the other girl barred from the club.
Okay, so I use to bartend....
There was this regular guy who was african american..Hold told me that once a white lady came up to him and told him
"Do what every black man does to a woman"...
So he took her purse and ran...lol