How much beer will it take to get a monkey drunk?!
How much beer will it take to get a monkey drunk?
like a chimpanzee for example, yes its a stupid question and don trip im jus curious
Answers:
The short answer is that it would only take about one or two beers to get a chimp drunk. Be sure to hide his car keys and any sharp objects because chimps get mean and stubborn when they're drunk.
According to the National Geographic website, the average weight for a chimp is 70 to 130 lbs (32 to 60 kg).
Alcohol is metabolized by your liver. Your liver's size is proportionate to your body size. A chimp would have a much smaller liver than an adult human.
"...Several factors are involved, such as height, weight, gender and food recently ingested. but in general:
The (human) body can absorb .01mg/deciliter of alcohol per hour on average. That's the amount of alcohol contained in ONE 12 oz beer, OR ONE 5 oz glass of wine, OR ONE 1 oz (shot) of hard liquor. So, if you drank enough to blow a 1.0 in a state where the legal limit is .08 it would take 3 hours for the alcohol to be absorbed so you could drive legally..."
"...Common Chimpanzees have been known to attack humans on occasion. There have been many attacks in Uganda by chimpanzees against human children; the results are sometimes fatal for the children. Some of these attacks are presumed to be due to chimpanzees being intoxicated (from alcohol obtained from rural brewing operations) and mistaking human children for the Western Red Colobus, one of their favorite meals. The dangers of careless human interactions with chimpanzees are only aggravated by the fact that many chimpanzees perceive humans as potential rivals, and by the fact that the average chimpanzee has over 5 times the upper-body strength of a human male..."
"...local beer is usually brewed illegally along river valleys, which are also the habitat of chimps. "When chimps come across the local brew, they drink it, become drunk and in that state any encounter with people means an attack..."
Hope that answers your question. To see some very funny videos type in 'drunk chimp' into yahoo video search or youtube.