I drink excessively...?!

Question:

I drink excessively...?

But its not alchohol its dirt...

Answers:

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Your body is telling you it needs more minerals.
Make sure you wash the dirt before drinking.
Eat organic sponges that will absorb impurities.
Eat pebbles, less nutrients will be absorbed and they'll wean your body off of more concentrated dirt.
Make a smoothy containing only a half teaspoon of dirt.
Start drinking alcohol. It will wean you off dirt!
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Are you shot out. I Double salute you!!!! You have alot to think about.

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How do you drink dirt?

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dirt, yummmm

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Then you’re a dirtoholic. Seek help. =)~

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TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS, OBVIOUSLY

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If you are feeling the urge to eat dirt, or anything else that is "non food", you need to see a doctor immeidiately, especially if you are pregnana!

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gross! but if you like it, whatever!

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I am sure there is a 12 step program for that too.

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