How can i get away with being drunk?!
How can i get away with being drunk?
so that people wont know im drunk and i wont look/act like it.
Additional Details4 hours ago
Thanks to all the people who actually answered my answer and didnt act like an ***.
1. Im not an alcoholic. Ive never gotten drunk.
2. You dont know me, stop acting like you do.
Answers:
make it a game to yourself! just tell yourself in your head, "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF. ARE YOU CRAZY, YOU CANNOT LET ANYONE KNOW....so just gather yourself and DONT MESS UP!!!!" just draw your breath in everytime you speak so the alcohol breath doesnt leak out. i've had to do this while talking to sherriff's before....IT WAS SCARY, but it worked!!!!!!! Just tell yourself, "Im cool , i can do this... it will be my little secret" and if someone (like a friend, not a parental unit) "busts" you and says, "dude you are SO DRUNK!" just let it all out and be like "...hehehehe YEAH I AM"