Walmart Wine?????!
Walmart Wine?????
Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item -- Walmart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."
So, here we go: The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling
And the number one name for Walmart Wine ...
1. Nasti Spumante
Answers:
And if KMart has their own wine, these could be:
10. Chateau Special K
9. Martha Stewart's Vineyard and CELLar
8. Liquid Joe Boxer Remover Dessert Wine
7. Block Chapter 11, Single vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon
6. Super DrunK Cabernet Franc
5. Sears, Roebuck, and Chardonnay
4. Rosie's Riesling
3. "Attention Kmart Shopper/Drinker" Merlot - but a lot, drink a lot
2. Little Caesar Pinot Noir Pinot Noir
1. Blue Light Specials Blend