I want to hear some halarious marijuana storys!!?!

I want to hear some halarious marijuana storys!!?

my funny story is one time i was smoking weed with my friends then i passed the bong to my friend next to me and i was so high i didnt know what i was doin so i passed him the bong and i tipped it and spilt ALL the bong water all over him!! hahahaha (he was soaked)

oh i win.
one night we had rented this cheesy hotel room to party in high school..anyhoo, i was sitting on the end of the polyester bedspread..just right at the end of the bed....took a big ol hit, and then someone said something that made me start laughing. need to know: it was in the early 90s, and i was wearing stretch pants...sooo, i was laughing, and i leaned back on the bedspread to let out a big ol laugh, when it got slippery. i had my beer sitting on the floor just behind me so i could reach it.....and i went down. HARD. right with my **** on top of the beer bottle. took the damned thing right up my kahootzie. was like fate. i had to go in the bathroom and check things out and fish my panties out of my ****. so there you go. painful, but true. took the bottle in the heiney. if i dont win ill be pissed.