What alcohol get you drunk and "in the mood" fastest?!
What alcohol get you drunk and "in the mood" fastest?
Just wondering, cos its my boyfriends birthday in a week and were getting a motel room, if you know what I mean.
Answers:
The higher the concentration of alcohol, the fewer the ingredients that can block absorption, the quicker you get drunk. RonRico 151 rum, served neat, would theoretically do the trick, but it makes most people gag and vomit.
So something like 80-proof Bushmill's Irish whiskey on the rocks may be a better bet. Or if you're drinking at the motel bar, get yourself some grasshoppers. The ice cream theoretically will reduce absorption, but since they slide down your throat so easily, you can get a lot of alcohol in a very short time.
You know that *he* shouldn't drink, don't you? Alcohol causes impotence. So get plastered yourself, but make sure he sticks to Pepsi.
Oh, and don't get *too* plastered. You cannot legally give consent if you're drunk. So just drink enough to get relaxed, and then attack him.