Getting buzzed the easiest and fastest way.?!
Getting buzzed the easiest and fastest way.?
I don't like alcohol when it comes to drinking it, but i do like getting buzzed. whats the fastest and most efficient way to get drunk? last time i drank i didn't even get buzzed, just insanely bloated. Has this happened to anyone? what can I do to prevent this? all i have is Vodka by the way....
Answers:
Of course doing shots is the most efficient, but not very tasty especially w/vodka! I have a recipe that tastes like a lemon shake up, but it takes some work! You'll need a sun tea pitcher (or large glass pitcher), sugar and a few lemons and a lot of ice. Pour all the vodka you have into the pitcher, add lemons and sugar (use your judgement on the amt depending on how much vodka you have). Add ice to fill the pitcher, wrap the whole thing with a towel and shake until all sugar is melted. My friends call this concoction a baby, because the way you shake it is like rocking a baby. This drink is VERY tasty and strong. You should be able to take a few shots and be toasty or drink a couple glasses and be drunk. :) Hope you enjoy!
take shot after shot! that should help. gulp it down real fast and let it hit you/
Straight shots and chase it with water, it will get into your system faster. I don't drink but I know people who do. They are sick a lot though...
Take a glass of vodka, about 3 ounces, and an eyedropper.
Place 1 or 2 drops of vodka under your tongue every few seconds. Most of the alcohol will evaporate this way, and be inhaled.
You'll get insanely buzzed, but it will last for a much shorter time period.
Also, as it is quicker acting, you stand a much less likely chance of getting alcohol poisoning.
Are you stupid or just plain retarded you could kill yourself if your not care full alcohol is a very serious drink if you just got bloated then it was beer or some carbonized drink you was drinking vodka is as all hard liqueur absorbed differently your a first time drinker its time to stop now. Smoke pot it wont kill you. Sometimes the long way is the best way.
Take a shot glass and fill it half way with Vodka
Fill the other half with sprite or ginger ale.
Place a credit card or playing card over the top and tap it on the table. The 50/50 mixture and the bubbles will give you a quick buzz and kill the taste of Vodka. tastes so good on the lips.