Why did god invent beer?!
Why did god invent beer?
I dont need to know, but lets see your answer.
Answers:
To keep the Irish from ruling the world ! Erin Go Bragh !
God didn't invent beer man did .............. god couldn't as god doesn't exist
so ugly men and women get laid
He invented beer because he loves us, beer is the proof.
God didn't invent beer. Beer is made from mixed things created by God. The mixing is done by us, humans.. =>
I suppose for the same reason he invented wine:
Psalms 104:13-15 says
?He is making green grass sprout for the beasts,
And vegetation for the service of mankind,
To cause food to go forth from the earth,
?And wine that makes the heart of mortal man rejoice,
To make the face shine with oil,
And bread that sustains the very heart of mortal man.
From what I recall ancient Egyptians invented beer. As to why, I guess by accident.
so men can grow beer guts and then look like pregnant women......
Because the water was not safe to drink.
He didn't.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
(nice quote from Ben Franklin)
HE DID NOT HE INVENTED PEOPLE TO INVENT THINGS SUCH AS THAT
So that women could trick men into getting married.
So man could act stupid and then say he did not remember what he did.
God invented cannabis man made beer who do you trust?
to get more believers
ever noticed how many people talk on the big white telephone after a night out, and lots are on that phone to god, saying they are sorry and that they'll never be bad again and if this terrible moment will just pass then all will be good in the world...
yep, it's god's way to get us all back into the flock
unless of course you don't drink beer, hmm, i guess there's a loophole in every good plan, eh?!?
beer, good, enjoy...
by way of apology for inventing women lol