How much will get me tipsy? drunk? shitfaced?!

How much will get me tipsy? drunk? shitfaced?

girl, about 5'4 and 120 lbs.

i know it's relative, but generally speaking:

how many shots of vodka will get me tipsy, drunk, and shitfaced?

how much beer will get me tipsy, drunk and shitfaced?

curious...

thanks
xoxox

2 days ago
i know the downsides of alcohol, don't you worry, thank you very much.

i do very much care about my health.

now. would somebody answer my question?

2 days ago
i hardly drink at all... which is why i'm asking this, so i'll at least have some sort of information to go by, to SORTA know what to expect

Vodka shots - Tipsy = 2 or 3
- drunk = 4 or 5
- shitfaced = 6+

Beer - tipsy = 3 beers
- drunk = 5 or 6
- shitfaaced = 6 +