What's the best way to get drunk quick without getting sick?!

What's the best way to get drunk quick without getting sick?

It might sound odd, but I fantasize about getting really drunk and being taken advantage of, yet in reality I would make sure it would be a mutual consentual agreement. I have a partner who will help me fulfill this fantasy. I rarely drink anything and do not know my limits before getting sick, yet I really want to get as drunk as possible. I already bought a very strong liquor, Bacarda 151. If I take it in very tiny doses, maybe mixed in with coke, do you think that will do the trick?

1 hour ago
Is there any way to respond to some of the answers I get?

The sugar in the coke will add to the hangover, so I'd say mix the 151 half and half with water, chug it down, get your freak on, then eat a big greasy cheeseburger. The grease will coat your stomach and the bread willl absorb the alcohol.