Whats the most bad *** drink?!
Whats the most bad *** drink?
with crazy ingredients
Answers:
Like Bad *** in the fact that it will "put hair on your chest" "nobody else drinks it" "dude, that sucks" or "dude, this will make you puke"?
If it is then go with these:
Prarie Fire on Acid (shot):
Fill shot glass 3/4 of the way with Tequila (cheaper the better), Drop about 7-15 drops of Tobasco or your favorite hot sauce in it. Fill the glass with Bacardi 151 (or any 151 proof rum). Light the shot on fire. (please remember to blow the fire out before taking the shot).
Three Wise Men and a Dirty Mexican (shot): Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, Jose, and Johnny Walker mixed in a shot.
Now if you are talking about bad *** like "I am the coolest mofo in this bar" then just listen to the Dude, and drink a White Russian.
White Russian: Equal parts Vodka and Kaulha (or any Coffee Liqueur). Fill glass with Cream, Half and Half, or Milk.
Or if you are going for "I am going to order the most Badass drink even the bartender won't know how to make it." Go with:
Perfect Manhattan, Neat, Cherry and Lime.
2 oz. Whiskey
1/2 oz. Sweet Vermouth
1/2 oz. Dry Vermouth
dash of bitters
Chill
Stir
No Ice in glass
One Lime
One Cherry
Drink.
Now if you are going with just CRAZY ingridents and CRAZY name go with:
Long Sloe Comfortable Fuzzy Screw Against the Wall with Satin Pillows the Hard Way
Fill glass with Ice.
1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. Sloe Gin
1/2 oz. SoCo
1/2 oz. Peach Schnapps
Fill with Orange Juice
Shake
Top with 1/2 oz. Galliano
Dash of Frangelico
Dash of Whiskey
Now go be a badass.
Source(s):
Bartender and avid drinker.
Nuclear Warhead - Bac. 151, Wild Turkey, Tabasco
Green Beret - Bac. 151, Cuervo, Creme de Menthe
TGV - Jose Cuervo, Beefeater, Grey Goose
Flaming Absinthe - 150 proof absinthe, fire
Mata ("Kill" in Spanish) - Stroh 80 (160 proof), Orujo 100 (100 proof), Tabasco
Hair of the Dog Dave - 29% a.b.v. English Barleywine
Dogfish Head 120-Minute IPA - 21% a.b.v. India Pale Ale
well , if you want to make a STRONG drink, buy some everclear. its almost 100% alcohol!
four horsemen: jim, jack, johnny, jose
Metho.
But I wouldn't recommend it unless you are homeless......
A Dead Mexican Goat. Tequila and Milk in a shot glass. When you tip it to drink it it curdles in your mouth.. like cottage cheese..totally bad!!!!!
Deifinately an old AUSSIE favourite, the CHOCOLATE SOLDIER.
Triple shot Rum (Bundaberg if you can get it), triple shot Kahlua topped up with milk in a Schooner glass (525ml -20oz). this is great as a 'tweener' when drinking beer with mates.
CHEERS
Yukon Fucough.
When a big, thug-looking bartender walks up to you and asks what you want, you just reply, "Yukon Fucough!"
THat's pretty badd ***....
I THINK COORS LIGHT IS VERY NAASSTTYY