Why is there never any rum?!
Why is there never any rum?
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2 days ago
I blame Cap'n Jack Sparrow!
Answers: 2 days ago
I blame Cap'n Jack Sparrow! i take all of it and hide it in my cellar RED RUM !!
RED RUM !!!
'Tis evil, that's why ! COS I DRANK IT ALL BACARDI N COKE MMMM Because nobody cares enough to buy more. CAUSE YOU DRANK IT ALL, YA DICK! Well the other day was International talk like a pirate day, and you can't talk like a pirate without lots of bottles of Rum Bacardi? Jamaca's Best? (Second best product from Jamaca!!) What the hell are you talkin' 'bout Willis? Maybe you ain't got no rum cause you didn't buy some, bum!! Yo' Ho' Ho' and a bottle a....yea right Popeye!! Because there is no money to buy it. Because your flatmate has already drunk it all for breakfast. You should get up earlier than her or maybe hide your own bottle of rum inside the bag of the vacuum cleaner. Perhaps cause people cook with it, i know cause i put it in cakes, sauces, gravies, etc. It gives that item something extra when you cook with it. There's plenty of rum in our place - Tanduay Rhum, the best in the Philippines. Let's drink to that! I blame Laura and her party animal girl friends!!!!!!!