What could I tell my wife so she will let me have a case of beer tomorrow?!
What could I tell my wife so she will let me have a case of beer tomorrow?
I want a beer with monday wrestling tomarrow
12 pack at least
1 day ago
I CAN BUY MY OWN BEER,,,SHE WILL JUST BI TCH OR BE HATE FULL AS LONG AS ITS IN THE HOUSE
Answers: 1 day ago
I CAN BUY MY OWN BEER,,,SHE WILL JUST BI TCH OR BE HATE FULL AS LONG AS ITS IN THE HOUSE tell her you give head better when you drink and make sure you do
Listen to Duffman
Say this, "Honey, can I please have my balls back?"
Then go buy the beer yourself. Tell her you'll cook dinner for her if she lets you have beer tell her youre an adult, you can do as you please with the money you earn. if you want you can put it in more "wife-friendly" terms.
just be a man, jesus. Well, maybe you should listen to your wife!!! She might be on to something!!! tell her, if she buys the beer, you will buy her a diamond necklace. TNA IS ON THURSDAY The best way is buy saying she can do what ever she wants with your credit card for a day...
I think its fair dont you??? Tell her she will have the best sex of her life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Say: Honey.. I am going to have a case of beer tomorrow!!!!! Tell her you will give her money to go shopping if she let's you have your way. That would work with me. tell her you'll give her a body massage Share the beer and the show with her! Enjoy :) *Tomorrow* http://www.onelookdictionary.com... Why don't you get a job, so that you don't have to beg your wife for handouts? watch with your friends, and get them to buy instead...
dun anger ur wife do what i do ....lie Get a couple of mates to come round with it .Always works here. Well for the last 20years at least Tell her that you just need to relax and to leave you alone. If you have to ask her than maybe you've got a problem. Drink water instead. Say this, "Honey, can I please have my balls back?"
Then go buy the beer yourself. my best friend swears by this line: "honey, you have lost some weight, your butt looks great in those pants, shorts, etc. i can't wait to show the guys monday, btw.that reminds me, we need some beer." Unless you are an alcoholic....I don't think you need her permission to have your beer with wrestling....
Maybe you could also pick up , whatever it is, her favorite beverage...let her know that you're not just thinking about yourself...include her in what you like to do. Tell her you want her to join you....let her know if she does...that you will join her in something that she likes to do....learn to share and enjoy what the other person likes to do....good luck