Help, the boxed wine is running low at my party. What should I do??!
Help, the boxed wine is running low at my party. What should I do??
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16 hours ago
Donkey, on my knees in prayer as we speak.
Brando, Hell yeah I got the Mad Dog and it was a HUGE hit! Especially with The Nolte. *hiccup*
Answers: 16 hours ago
Donkey, on my knees in prayer as we speak.
Brando, Hell yeah I got the Mad Dog and it was a HUGE hit! Especially with The Nolte. *hiccup* You always have to plan accordingly - stock ample backups so as to keep your partay lively up til the end and beyond.
Did you ever get that 20/20?
-As a last resort, you might have to dump a bunch of juiceboxes into a big bowl/pitcher and throw some rubbing alcohol in there. If it does indeed come to that, lemme know how it goes, since I've never done it. Weeeeeeeeeeeee! Water it down and hope no one notices. boxed wine? hold on - why are you on the computer, and not sending someone on a beer run?
beer run is a general term, by the way, doesnt mean you can only buy beer... Pray to the God of Wine, Jesus himself.
At least in Christian societies. the first problem is you are drinking wine. Beer is for sophisticated people. There is no technology to making wine. Buy pure alcohol and some grape coolaid?!! pack it in a bong and smoke it. You are having a party and you left your guests to get on the Internet? You are a horrible host. For THAT reason as well as not planning ahead and having enough wine. You need to study up on party ettiquette before you throw your next one. You HAVE to be a guy. In future remember,three bottles per guest and hope that some will be clever enough to bring a bottle of whisky and hide it somewhere so they can sneak that little bit extra when things get dull (Usually12:43 am) :)) well first you need a turkey baister.. well never mind. i wont go there two words: golden shower