How many will it take me to get drunk?!
How many will it take me to get drunk?
Well first off i know i am WAY to young to be drinking but my friends want me to go over to the house and drink tonight. (im 15) i am 5 9 and wiegh 180 lbs. (ya i know im fat) We are having mikes hard berry please i only want answers not lectures not to drink.
Answers: OK, this old man will spare the lecture since I was a kid at one time. Don't drink on an empty stomach, take the first bottle slow. See how you feel as you go. Since you never drank before too much too quick will make you puke. Eat something first that will absorb liquids like bread - a sandwich. No sauces, mayo, etc. It won't mix well with alcohol.
Oh, yea. Your parents will probably find out. There's no hiding it for a first time drinker. Good luck with that. Drink really slow, otherwise you will be passed out under the table or barfing by 2 or 3... ahh...i'm about your height and weight, you honestly won't want to have more than 3. they're basically really sweet drinks, you just won't feel too good after 3.
Now, how you'll be on the scale of drunk? If you drank them all at once, you'd get up to about a 0.07-0.08. That should be around a buzz, if you haven't drank before, and a slight buzz if you drink a little regularly.
Me and a friend bought a 12 pack of the Mike's and a 6 of smirnoff ice's....needless to say, after 9 i was drunk. anything more than 2 will be problemas porvavor
be sure to eat supper before drinking
because you are young your body ain't suited to drink
alcohol.you can be poisoned by drinking too much too fast.
just drink one and stop
don't get into no contest, tell you peers you are wary of being eulogized during football season
dranking ain't what it is cut out to be
their are tons of problems associated with alcohol down the wide road of health issues you about to embark on my amigo. first of all mikes hard a is bitcch beer but im guessing about 4 - 6 of them should have you feelin pretty good. and if your drinkin to get drunk the best thing to do is to not eat anything before you drink. because the food you eat will consume the alcohol and make it so you have to drink more to get drunk. have fun i wish i could sit back and drink some brewskies tonight but im sick. It's bad to even think about it. Get out of it. Quit. First of all, that is disgusting to even be drinking that. That would make me reconsider right now. But, it's you not me so, I would only have about 3 or 4. No more. I weighed 160 lbs. and i drink 5 bottles to get drunk and 8 bottles to passed out. =p If you are so bound and determined to do this we can't talk you out of it. Here are some tips. But can't you find something better than that. My had some and she talked me into taking a sip of her's. It hit my throat. Good thing she wasn't standing in front of me. I sprayed good. She's married and has kids by the way. Also has two different degrees. She is not a kid.
Never drank before. It is going to sneak up on you fast. Eat before going over there. 1st thing dry heaves are a ***** with a hang over.
2nd thing take it real slow, just sip don't guzzle.
3rd since this is your first time you are going to get drunk on 2 or 3 bottles, what is commonly called a two beer Charlie type.
4th before you go get you a couple of cans of Coca Cola Classic open them and put them in the fridge for the next morning to get rid of your bad head and sour stomach.
5th best way to handle it is tell your friends no thank you because you are having too much fun watching them get ignorant. ( ignorant, wasted and, stupid is slang we use for getting drunk)
6th don't know what your driving age is out there, but make damn sure you don't get behind the wheel or get in the car with any of them behind the wheel. Having to scrape you off the pavement will ruin some poor EMT's and cops day. Plus it will kill your parents.
The graveyards are full of kids and adults who say it will never happen to them.