What are some good last words to shout to the bouncer when you're being 86ed?!
What are some good last words to shout to the bouncer when you're being 86ed?
When you get 86ed by the bouncer, what do you shout on your way out the door?
Answers: I've never been thrown out by a bouncer, and wouldn't need any last words even if I were because:
A) I behave myself appropriately whenever inside any private establishment.
B) I stay away from bars and clubs in seedy parts of town that are more likely to hire untrained & unlicensed over-aggressive hulking gargoyles as bouncers, and I stick to better clubs that know how to treat a customer.
C) I'm a former private security consultant and have friends who are lawyers who could strip the meat off any two-bit security guard's or bouncer's bones, as well as bankrupt the business owner who hired him if I'd get illegally assaulted. "F you!" lol Whats 86ed? Does that mean exited? Well if I'm correct you could say,....."Hey I said show me the VIP section not the front door you fuuckin moron"! suck my balls Are you making me leave so you can rape me outside? WOW! Where did you get your shoes? Do they come in MEN'S sizes, too?
Why you workin' here? Fail the bar exam?
Raiderette try-outs aren't until next Summer?
The gay guys hanging out in the Men's room were saying your boyfriend is kinda cute... If you weren't holding me down I'd kick all three of your a**es!