How can i sober up quickly tomorow after a party so my mom doesnt catch me?!
How can i sober up quickly tomorow after a party so my mom doesnt catch me?
I need help.
Do pennies and bread and coffee really work?
Answers: Drink tons of water all day and eat a huge meal right before you drink. Limit your drinks to one an hour and you should be fine. Don't forget some strong breathmints to kill the smell of alcohol on your breath and body spray to help eliminate any ciggerette (or other?) smell on your clothes. Source(s):
I was young once! Pennies... No
Bread... No
Coffee... No
Greasy food... No
Water... No... good for the dehydration
Time.... Yup, that works.
The average person processes 1 drink (beer/wine/mixer/shot) per hour. So 3 drinks will be out of your system about 3 hours after you stop. You see the alcohol is in your blood stream and it just need time for your liver to process it out. well...dont drink and you wont get caught. pennies don't work. bread will absorb whats in your tummy but the alcohol will be in your blood so it will not work. coffee doenst really work either. will just wake ya up a bit. no, no and no. best plan don't drink then she won't catch you This is why the drinking age is 21, stupid. At that point you won't have to worry about mommy finding out and kicking your stupid butt. Pennies, nope
Bread, nope
Coffee, nope.. just gives you a caffeine burst
Only thing that helps is time. No such thing as quit sober up! It's in your blood .
Heaven at night Hell in the morning, that's the price you pay,
and as time goes by you will pay a higher price. body, mind,
and soul, and maybe the law enforcers. drink another bottle of beer......the beer will make u sober get trashed *before* the party. then you don't really have to drink during it and you'll be sober for tomorrow. Actually despite comments made, you can sober up quickly. The method is increased oxygen intake. This minimizes the ratio of alcohol to oxygenated blood. For years, after a heavy night out we used the emergency oxygen station in the factory to "waken ourselves up". And it works!
The effects of alcohol however, dehydration, headaches, alcohol smell etc CANNOT be quickly got rid off and these are the most likely indicators your mum will notice.
Quite simply mate, your sunk! Alka-Seltzer with natural soda/mineral water....
It's kinda nasty but it works...
Also try PICOT! it is especially for that...
SHOWER with cold water to wake you up a little bit and so you wont smell that bad...
Eat almonds..I dont know if this is psychological but I always eat them and it makes me feel better...
If you get really thirsty don't drink water..try milk instead...
have a mocha frappuchino from starbucks ^_^
(This wakes me up and makes me feel better) haha well me telling you not to drink wont stop you, time is the best answer, but that will piss you off cause you want a better answer... What I do is sit and think about sobering, think of what you will say to your mom, and exactally what you will do. Just have a good time be carefull and try your best not to get caught. Your only human.