I have spilled some red wine on a polar bear. What do I do?!
Answers: Should I put salt on it? Or white wine? Or will the bear lick itself clean? Or should I lick it clean? Or will the wine dissolve the bear? Or should I get some different anti-malaria medication?
Stick with Gin and Tonic.
The Quinine is good for the malaria and it wont stain the bear :o)
If the bear gave you time to write this up instead of immediately killing you, then it must be a bi-polar bear.
yeah probably change meds.
Drink alone in future.
different stuff u smoking this one is very bad
yeah change the medication..or better yet...just stop!
Wake up immediately before the bear decides to kill you!
Run like hell cause that bears gonna be mad. Unless of course it's a couineseur of fine wines and it was a fine wine you spilt on it. LOL
I'd say sorry to the polar bear, then tell it that the new, red, streaks in it's fur are very flattering and make it look very cool.
use carpet shampoo .then wipe with wet cloth.
If it were me, I'd try and cram the bear into a Zanussi ZWF16070 washing machine.
dont know if that would work, apparently it has a 6KG max load and a spin speed or 1200rpm
quit drinking;or the white coats will be for real.
Get him to lick it off - then get SOME medication - it really doesn't matter what - so long as you take plenty of it ! ! !
This bear obviously has two gummers yet his little toe has no teeth to run with so the number 7 is the bolt that can be used to tighten the belt used to keep you from going legally insane, or something like that.
Jusr run as fast as you can.
Don't do anything the bear might kill you if you go near it again.
I would suggest drinking alone in the future
My polar bear doesn't let me pour the drinks.
If you can get near enough to an angry ( and wouldn't you be angry if someone spilled red wine on you) polar bear to try to put anything on it believe me changing your medication would be the least of your worries.
rub it down with a penguin
A little club soda will get that out.
After that, a little Metamucil will get you out of the bear.