I'm a bartender?!
I'm a bartender?
Does anybody know why Vodka and orange juice is called screw driver?
Answers:
That used to be my dad's drink, half and half... Anyway one of my friends said when we were around 10. Its called a screwdriver because it screws you up and drives you crazy. Let me know if you like this answer.
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This comedian, calls himself Yadkin Smirnoff
I think.
He gets to America.
First thing he does is stop in Manhattan
(not a Manhattan) and has a vodka and
orange juice.
After two drinks, he hails a cab.
Cab driver, looks back at him, pulls at
his nose. Where to?
SCREW YOU. WHO DO YOU THINK
I AM? POPOFF?
..
after a couple of these if your the driver Your screwed