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Answers: The more drunk and violent, the better

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Got drunk in college. Me and two of my girlfriends did a strip show for 3 guys and hung our bras and panties from their ceiling fan. Then the guys stripped for us and we took pictures of them from behind while they pushed their "manhood" between their legs to it show it behind them. I almost pissed myself it was so funny! We all ended up naked in the shower together laughing hysterically. No sex...just hysterical laughter. We were just being silly and having fun. Then the "kind of" boyfrined (not serious at all...I think they went out on two dates) of one of my friends showed up and went ballistic. He attacked the guys and a huge fight ensued. It was pretty bad. He finally had enough trying to fight 3 guys and took off. They broke the coffee table, the TV a window and the door. It was SO stupid because the so called boyfriend knew my friend and the rest of us girls were partiers and dropped knickers all the time. We didn't sleep around but were very comfortable with our bodies and it was college so who gives a sh*t. Anyway, her freedom of spirit is what drew him to her and then he got pissed for her just being herself. Once he left and we got over the shock of the situation we kept partying and had a grand old time. I think we all ended up streaking in the snow! What a knob that guy was!

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Yes -- it involves a stripper, a glass coffee table, an enema bag, and an oven mitt. And lots of Jaegermeister.

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How's this for drunk and violent?

A drunk gets in his car and drives.. He crashes and kills himself and a family of 6.

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Jeez, Janet. You're a real downer.

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I don't remember; I was drunk.

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