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Answers: Get rid of the rug, If I was your neighbors the fight would end, Because I would be peeing in my pants from laughter, Go in the house and drink another bottle of Thunderbird....

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basically it's because you simultaneously threw your pancake into the river.

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It's because you're not using enough glue to keep it in place. Do you really wear a wig?

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Because if you would have hair, they would stand on end while fighting with your neighbors.

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I don't know but I suffer from hair loss so I used a felt tip pen and coloured my head to look like hair. This was great untill one day when I was talking to my neighbour and it started to rain.

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Get it stitched on, and then you'll be sweet chief

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Your wig falls off every time you fight with your neighbors because you flip your lid. :-)

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so you have an excuse to bend over in front of your neigbour...

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Next time you have a fight with your neighbors staple it on first

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