Essex huricane appeal ? Part 3?!
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
￡2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9
￡5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alcho-pop
'where are you bleeding from?' they asked," ROMFORD" said the girl, "woss that gotta do wiv you?"
Answers: -- Cans of Colt 45 or Special Brew.
22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms
￡2 buys chips, crisps and blue fizzy drinks for a family of 9
￡5 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
**Breaking news**
Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in raspberry alcho-pop
'where are you bleeding from?' they asked," ROMFORD" said the girl, "woss that gotta do wiv you?"
A further search uncovered a man covered from head to foot in cheese, tomatoes, ham, pineapple and anchovies. Police believe he had tried to top himself.