What wine goes with vulva?!
What wine goes with vulva?
Answers:
My first thought was "any wine that goes with fish" lol! Isn't that awful? Sorry, but I had to say it.
I love the dark red answer!
A Potato.
Pinot Grigio
Something dark and red... A nice Rioja maybe.
Mad Dog 20/20!!!
All of them!
OK, I'll bite... try a white zinfandel or a nice dessert wine with that slice of 'lady pie':).
LITTLE PENGUIN
Pariso, or Cambria Pinot Noir. For a more robust flavor try decanting a medium priced Merlot for abour a half hour.
I'm assuming your question is serious, so is my answer.
Have fun.
I vote for champagne. The bubbly have to be fun.
vulva tastes fine al by itself
I had never had vulva. So no clue, but most will go down my uvula. I know that whiskey is great with tube steak.
Don't get sugary wine near vulva or you'll be asking "What wine goes well with infection?"
I have found grape wine to be the best pairing.