My friend passed out drunk! Should I pee on him? Or what should i do?!
My friend passed out drunk! Should I pee on him? Or what should i do?
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Get a hand full of flour and throw it in his face.
Do IT!
If he's into that golden shower thing. Just remember payback is a *itch.
No ,,put his hand in a bowl of warm water and stand back and watch.......hey presto ! he will soon pee on himself !
yes.
why would you want to wizz on your friend thats the best way to loose a friend. just do what my children do and put a couple bandaids on his head and dont tell him. when folks ask he will have no idea why they are there but will think that was one heck of a drunk
Drink the rest of his beer.
I don't know how passed out he is, but here's something some friends did on a holiday a few years ago. The person they were with passed out too much from drink, so they got a condom, spat in it (so that it looked like a certain bodily fluid), and then managed to put it up the crack of his backside.
They left him laying there.
When he finally came down a few hours later it was obvious he was upset about something, but refused to say. He just kept asking what had happened when he'd been drinking and if they'd seen him with anyone. Unfortunately, one of them started laughing, and so the whole story came out.
He wasn't a happy bunny.
Only if you're 12 years old!
Put shaving cream in one hand and put his other hand in a bowl of warm water. Get something to tickle his nose after he pisses on himself. That will teach hiom not to pass out at your place after a drunken stuper.
Sure, do it. I would.
What would he do to you?
He should be sober by now, but next time it happens, shave one or both of his eyebrows, then draw on new ones with a sharpie marker. Then see how long it takes for him to realize he's got no eyebrows.