Does alcol really make the people stupid?!
Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,
excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after
a few beers.
Answers: No and here is the reasoning behind it.
Well you see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general
speed and health of the whole group keeps improving
by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate
as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,
excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after
a few beers.
Hi,
When consumed in mass quantities it's known to make smart asses out of stupid people, and dumb asses out of smart people! ; ) Two fold effect depending on your prior mental status!
I never passed the third grade.
My spelling, grammar and punctuation were poor.
And "stupid" meant to people that were half-wits, retarded, and worse with no intelligence.
Before you get up here on the podium, please consult with spell check. Some day you just might be a CEO of the corporation, and you want accurate statements, and proper grammar. If you have the financial status, you could cover up your errors with a secretary that got that degree.
only if the person is stupid BEFORE the alcohol is consumed.
No, it only makes people act stupid. Or, funny...
You can't spell??