How should i punish him?!
Answers: my garden gnome got into my beer fridge
You have to be kidding me, I thought I blew that gnomes brains out a couple of weeks ago with my 30 odd 6, I be right over with brew in hand and my Marine sniper rifle....
Buy him a one-way ticket to Antarctica, the dirty rat!
Set up a trap. Put an extreme dose of LSD in the beer for the next time he snags some
wow..maybe it's time for him to join AA. I think love not punishment is what he is looking for. Hold him and tell him ur there for him. Don't push him away.
cinder block is the only answer
I think you should give him a stern talking to, and take away his fishing privileges for two weeks, or ground him.
I don't think you should be too harsh, in case he runs away and falls into bad company, such as the fiendish so-called 'welfare' society, the Gnome Liberation Front (http://www.freethegnomes.com/). Or he could end up gambling all his money away in Las Vegas like the gnome in this story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7501919/.
You might also want to put a good lock on your beer fridge, and perhaps other security, such as a web cam and some gnome detection technology, such as this Gnome Security Camera: http://www.visualfootprints.com/gnome/in...
Good luck with your gnome.
Make him do his job anyway, hangovers are no excuse for not going to work.
Let me spank him for ya!
Don't be so hard on the little guy. Get him his own itty bitty fridge and stock it with generic beer...he won't know the difference.
Hottie has got the right idea. Let me watch or participate, your call. I love to deliver a good spanking. Receiving is fun too.
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got a gun.
I think you should let Hottie and Mistress DD work their magic on the little guy. I will drink a beer and supervise to make sure he gets just what he deserves.
Hang him by his toes,and take it back.