"Night Train Express" fortified wine and Pepsi with a twist of Lemon?!
Answers: That's known as a "Sleeper Car". But what is Wild Irish Rose mixed with Sprite? (A Leprechaun)? Mad dog 20/20 mixed with Sprite? Give me some ideas.
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I would name them, horrible, worse than horrible and "where's the stomach pump?"