Good To get Drunk on?!


Question: I want to get drunk out of my mind on cheap alcohol tonight so I can dance in the streets and make a fool of myself. I hope to be drunk enought to do my stripper tease dance in front of my neighbor lady's trailer window again, she always enjoys to see me dance in my thong. The people in my trialer park seems to enjoy me as entertainment but I need to be stinking drunk to perform, problem is I cant afford the good stuff. Anyway...any suggesttions out there in them parts?


Answers: I want to get drunk out of my mind on cheap alcohol tonight so I can dance in the streets and make a fool of myself. I hope to be drunk enought to do my stripper tease dance in front of my neighbor lady's trailer window again, she always enjoys to see me dance in my thong. The people in my trialer park seems to enjoy me as entertainment but I need to be stinking drunk to perform, problem is I cant afford the good stuff. Anyway...any suggesttions out there in them parts?

Tequila dries me out.
And beer just makes me fat.
Whiskey makes me nautious tell me who the hell needs that.
Well if you're thinking about drinking, than the answer's crystal clear.
It's the invisible intoxicant, it's called Everclear.

I'm from canada and we don;t have this stuff here but the good old USA has everclear at 95% alcohol you can't find a worst tasting drink that will get you drunk for days.

Boones Farm Strawberry Hill. I think that will give you the effect you're looking for. Be sure to chug at least 2 bottles of it. I think you can get 2 for $5. Good luck.

You can always get cheap vodka. I think McCormicks is like $10 for a half gallon, and thats not even as cheap as it comes.

Good luck! Sounds like a party....

Something cheap to get drunk on Milwaukee's Best ice buy you a couple 40s

Fairy Bombs !!!! or just beer like Coopers

Franzia mixed with that little 6-shooter of wild turkey. It tastes like **** but it gets the job done quick.





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