First day of school?!
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?.
"No," said the little boy..."It's a puppy!"
1 day ago
ad a star and give me points if you lauph!
give me points if you think its cute =)
Answers: On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?.
"No," said the little boy..."It's a puppy!"
1 day ago
ad a star and give me points if you lauph!
give me points if you think its cute =)
i loved it!!! it was CUTE!!! thanks for the laugh, did u make it up?
it was alright
Dead puppies aren't cute or funny!
Made me laugh and want to drink something that isn't urine.
Have a star.