What works best to get my date drunk the fastest?!
Answers: Vodka!! It's tasteless and colorless. You're a bad bad girl btw.
hard liquor duhh
Goldschlager
Tequila
Forget the liquor and get some roofies!
just kidding
Hard liquor. Keep him sitting down through about 4 or 5 shots. When he gets up, he'll be good to go.
Well, I hear those Chinese made Aqua-Dots work in minutes, lol.
But honestly, you get drunk quicker after eating Chinese food (or anything you digest quickly), and fufu drinks (not wine coolers and such, but things like daiquiris) work well because without the burn they aren't sure how much they are drinking, and are more likely to keep on imbibing.
Just stay away from beer, or anything else in a can or 12 oz bottle with a cap.
JAGERMEISTER.....without a doubt !!!!!!!!!!!!!
(but, who's gonna clean-up all the 'puke'...???)