I'm having a christmas party on friday and were doing an "awkward" gift exchange. I need ideas!!!!!?!

Question: I'm having a christmas party on friday and were doing an "awkward" gift exchange!. I need ideas!!!!!!?
I can't go to any major stores!. Maybe walmart, or the grocery store or a gas station!. I'm trying to think of an object around the house that I could bring!. I need something amazing and really awkward!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Look in the spice aisle for seasoning mixes and buy Butt Rub!. (It's really for pork)

There's also a baby rash diaper cream called Boudreaux’s Butt Paste - always a laugh!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

How awkward!?

Each year, all of my family (aunts, uncles, cousins) gets together and we do a Yankee Swap!.

We have things like the Butthead hat ( http://nerdapproved!.com/wp-content/uploa!.!.!. ) that are regifted every year!.

Last year I was lucky enough to get a pancake maker that started as a real gift, but has been in the swap for the last ten or so years!.

You could go to the kid's toy section of Wal-Mart and try to find a really over-the-top kid's gift, like a lifesized Barbie!.

If you have a Spencer's Gifts store near you ( http://www!.spencergifts!.com/ ) you could stop by there! The slogan on their website is "THE online source for unique and funny gifts & gift ideas"!.

I hope this helped or gave you an idea of what to do!Www@FoodAQ@Com

here is something awkward- get a white lamp shade off of one of your lamps!. then put weird stuff on it like weird colored shapes of paint and glow in the dark glue and crazy stuff!. then put some more stuff on it! It really works! If you don't have a lamp try a pillow case! Make the colors not match!. If you don't have a lamp get a small flower pot or something and give it clothes! Sorry if this didn't help!!.!.!. WAIT! this is what you should do- make a paper meche naked santa and make him fat! don't forget the chest hair! Then give him granny panties!Www@FoodAQ@Com

God, I am going to my staff Christmas party tonight and we are having the Chinese gift exchange thing!.!.!.
Our limit was $10 so a friend and I decided to buy something that we knew someone would get stuck with!.
She bought 5 boxes of $2 cereal
and I bought $10 worth of Ramen Noodles!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

A 100$ gift certificate for the funeral parlor!. You could type up your own and get creative with it!.!.!. put a picture of a corpse on the front!. People love gift certificates, and a reminder of their inevitable mortality is always pretty awkward!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Bottle of prune juice
Maxi pads!.
Four pack of toilet paper
Preparation H
Any Tampons
EPT Pregnancy test
Vagisil Creme
Any Yeast Infection Cure
Of course Condoms!.
Any Holloween decorations

I took a little ceramic Thanksgiving Turkey with a light in it!.
So inappropriate for Christmas!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

The dollar store has great stuff!. Maybe a pregnancy test, grandma panties, douche, adult diapers, KY, edible undies with a bite or two missing!.!.!.!.!. Have a great partyWww@FoodAQ@Com

Condoms, KY Jelly, Preparation H, tampons/pads, pregnancy test, "adult" diapers, flea collar!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

The old, used, broken vibrator that every girl in the US seems to have at the bottom of a drawer somewhere!.Www@FoodAQ@Com


I would go with the slinkiest thongs you can get!.!.!. :)Www@FoodAQ@Com


-rapping santa

Granny panties!.!.!.!.!.reaallllllllllllllllllllllll!.!.!. large ones!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

What about a light bulb, enviromentally friendly, you will get your guests thinking about how to help make our planet green!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Toilet paper or HandcuffsWww@FoodAQ@Com

flavored massage oil !.!.!.!.!.!.Santa briefsWww@FoodAQ@Com

yeast infection cure!. like canestan or vagisil hahWww@FoodAQ@Com

haha tampons!!Www@FoodAQ@Com


Raw meat!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

your christmas treeWww@FoodAQ@Com

get either butt cleaner or a ginormas pair of undies :)Www@FoodAQ@Com

An ICE SCRAPER! Yay! I need one!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Box of condoms!Www@FoodAQ@Com

big *** can of beans!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

hit up your dollar store!!! or thrift storeWww@FoodAQ@Com


a thongWww@FoodAQ@Com

ice cream with a bow in top!. later everyone can have some!.
don't worry!. be creative!Www@FoodAQ@Com

u have some weird answers i was goin to say ice cream with all of the toppings!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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