How do you take your coffee, or your tea?!

Question: How do you take your coffee, or your tea!?
This evening I was asked a series of very strange questions!. To which I gave a series of very strange answers, as I feel that you should at least give what you get, if you are unable to give more!. It is the giving of less that I have a problem with, and vice-versa!.!.!.
I was at an interview and was asked the usual questions!. On and on it went, a million of them, the room kept getting hotter, I was getting tired, things were beginning to swirl about, yet no one would have ever known it, so composed was I! But inside, I think I was about to break!. Non-stop questioning using the dullest questions in the world, irrelevant questions, trying to be cheeky questions, inane questions!.!.!. I expected the poor sod, after finally knowing more about me than the people who have known me all my life, at any minute towards the end of the conversation to say the only question that had not been asked, "Coffee, tea or me!?"!. To which I would have readily replied, "Whatever you want, just put it on the table and let's get this d amn thing over with!"
After all that, not even a coffee!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

ok,ok,okOK!.!.DECAF no wait!.!.!.I need a break, do you need a break!?lets take a break ! I'll take you and a double stuffed Espresso whamo to go !!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you look like someone I met in Rio!.!.!.!.do you like Rio!?
lets go to Rio!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I think he was in love with you and didn't want the interview to end!. He probably didn't offer you coffee because he was planning on inviting you out or up to his place for coffee!.!. but chickened out at the last minute!. If it was a woman then she was obviously a lesbian, if u r a guy vice versa or whatever!.

I take my tea green!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Oi garota! ;* I don't know why they bother with the lame interview process anyway!. There's nothing they can ask that would adequately demonstrate your personality or characteristics!. Unless they really switch things up: "Tell me about a time you motivated someone else to do something immoral!."

They should get you p!ss drunk and drop you off in a foreign city in the rain with little money and wearing high heels!. The real you comes out!.

Espresso!. Pingado de leite!. E a?ucar!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

As a friend of mine once said, "At the end of the story you have friends shining in the distance, like little stars in the sky, in the calm Rio night, before the first morning light!. What distance, where are they sparkling from!? No one can tell!. But they shine, like the night in Rio!."
Isn't that beautiful!?

Plain normal coffee, regular!.
Regular mountain tea, plain!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

LOL - that's too bad - they could've at least given you coffee afterwards! hahaha!Www@FoodAQ@Com


I take my coffee with my handsWww@FoodAQ@Com

Thus the story ends!. As End Of Story sheds the first light, one should head for Rio!. Just joy, Pablo!. Coffee, tea or friendship!? One is most joyful, when all three is served on a tray!. Double espresso in the shiny afternoon, seeing Macho turn tricks with licks!. Who could still care what the interview asked!? At the end of story you have friends shining in distance, like little stars in the sky, in the calm Rio night, before the first morning light!. What distance, where are they sparkling from!? No one can tell!. But they shine, like the night in Rio!. Just joy, Pablo!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Indian - gold label - with a small dash of cold milk!.

Fair Trade coffee, strong with a small dash of cold milk at 10!.30am and no milk at all after dinner!.

Couldn't be doing with the coffee chains with the encyclopaedic amount of reading required before a choice could be made and staff unable to remember that it is actually possible not to scald milk!. Until, that is, I tried the mocha with cream on top!. Choice is now simple and all is forgiven, even the price!.

As for the interview coffee, it was a trick!. They were waiting to see if you would offer to fetch it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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